Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_drinking Bold white uppercase sans-serif text

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text across the midsection reads "GUYABEETUS

it promised "always a friendly welcome" to anyone who walked in

with a small white outlined military star centered at the bottom

flanked by two muted sage-green pine trees

Smaller distressed white sans-serif block text below reads "I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT

Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_drinking Bold white uppercase sans-serif textBegging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear. The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization. The Details: Distressed white serif text stacked across four centered lines reads "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF" in a bold retro typeface. A weathered, grungy texture runs throughout the letterforms, giving the print a worn screen