Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Circular portrait of Scott Howard

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

White text below reads "NOT LIKE GOING DOWN THE POND CHASIN' BLUEGILLS AND TOMMYCODS

flanked by "19" and "80

Mike Peters isn't killing

Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card

Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Circular portrait of Scott HowardAnswering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency. Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar. The Details: Large distressed white cursive script reads "Yes," overlapping a brown coconut half and a green palm frond rendered with a weathered texture. Below, clean white sans serif text reads "I Like" and "Pia Coladas" stacked on two lines.