Swinger - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "NO SHIRT

Rainbows teaching kids about mortality with jazz hands is exactly the energy a children's show would have if it were honest

Reducing a self-crowned emperor to three words on a book report is the most San Dimas thing imaginable

A second golden ribbon reads "HOUSE OF POPCORN" above a small white portrait flanked by "SINCE" and "1985

A rooster standing next to a lollipop is doing the exact same work as a guy at a barbecue elbowing you seventeen times to make sure you got the joke

Swinger - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Distressed white block text readsCalling yourself a swinger on the golf course is the only context where your spouse nods approvingly instead of consulting a lawyer. Handicaps are the least complicated numbers in that lifestyle. The Details: Vintage style illustration of a golfer mid follow through, wearing a golden yellow polo and teal pants, with a golden yellow motion arc trailing the club. Distressed white text reading "Swinger" overlaps the figure's midsection, with a teal green