Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched green serif text reads

Arched green serif text reads "SHENANDOAH" above a distressed green circular emblem depicting a vintage baseball batter mid-swing

Distressed peach-colored arched block text reads "BRIGHAM CITY" around a cartoon anthropomorphic peach with green leaves and white-gloved hands gripping a bat

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A distressed white semi-truck cab rendered at a heroic angle sits below with a pink flying pig above it

Bold red text with white outlines in angular hand-drawn lettering reads "YOU LOSE THE RACE

Be a Lot Cooler if You Did - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched green serif text readsWooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words, and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza, rides, or questionable decisions. Gentle peer pressure never sounded so warmly persuasive. Inspired by Dazed and Confused. The Details: Distressed golden yellow block lettering in a chunky, retro bubble style typeface reads "BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID" stacked across three lines. Weathered texture throughout the letters gives a