Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt california with a small star beneath

with a small star beneath it

Schrute Farms

a kid who wouldn't shut up

a vintage hand-drawn illustration in distressed white depicts a football referee in a striped uniform and cap

Circular badge with curved red text reading "EAST PROVIDENCE" along the top arc and "ROLLER RINK" along the bottom arc

Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt california with a small star beneathGuarding turkey drumsticks with that level of accusatory energy tells everyone at the table exactly which double meaning you intended. Somehow the innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved. The Details: Distressed white block text arcs across the top reading "DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSTICKS?" in uppercase sans serif lettering with a weathered texture. Two golden orange roasted turkey legs with white exposed bones sit centered below, rendered in a