I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold oversized white text reads

Bold oversized white text reads "TREE" across the center

flanked by decorative scrollwork

Supporting white serif text reads "The Gift That Keeps On Givin'" at the top and "Since 1989" at the base of the design

Shoplifting a guitar from a blind man who never misses is a bold life choice

A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Bold oversized white text readsBleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I