The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Dropping your G's before noon

Dropping your G's before noon is just commitment to the bit

Inspired by Billy Madison

Doc Brown's zip line technique involves zero harnesses

Inspired by The Shawshank Redemption

Arched distressed white block text reads "TOUCHDOWN" in vintage varsity lettering

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Dropping your G's before noonCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie