Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex T-Shirt new york Customer service in a wretched

Customer service in a wretched hive of scum and villainy usually involves a death sentence on twelve different systems

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White illustration in a screen-print style depicts Mount Rushmore with Washington

" A circular crest bordered by chains and laurel wreaths contains a distressed illustration of Maximus mid-attack

Bold sans-serif white text reads "SISTER" at the bottom

Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex T-Shirt new york Customer service in a wretchedKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal