Ask Me - Unisex T-Shirt tacoma with hand-lettered script reading "Tur

with hand-lettered script reading "Tur Mai Kai" and "EXOTIC COCKTAILS" beside a hula dancer in a grass skirt

Santa Cruz fielded the Sand Crabs in the California State League starting in 1888

Blue script reads "At Ocean's Edge" above "YORK BEACH

Design inspired by Home Improvement

but not as much as the guy standing 30 feet away

Ask Me - Unisex T-Shirt tacoma with hand-lettered script reading "TurAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun