It's Only Treason If You Lose - Classic Foam Trucker Hat marquette Distressed white text reads "IT'S"

Distressed white text reads "IT'S" above large bold angular lettering reading "PHO-KING

Distressed white hand-brushed script reads "I Rub My Meat" across the upper portion

Fusing pastrami and tacos into something entirely its own

above mint green script reading "Since" and large outlined mint green numerals reading "1969

A 1950s-style illustration depicts a red-haired woman in a lavender dress and a man in a red cap roller skating against a blue background

It's Only Treason If You Lose - Classic Foam Trucker Hat marquette Distressed white text reads "IT'S"George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out. Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer. The Details: Arched white block text reads "IT'S ONLY TREASON" above a digital illustration of George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses, depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat, flanked by two white five pointed stars. Straight white text below