Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits

Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines

" A vintage hand-drawn batter in mid-swing replaces the zero in the large numerals "1905

lined with a row of small white dots

Santa skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th

Scattered pink and white hearts in varying sizes surround the portrait

Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Yellow starburst explosion graphic sitsTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft