I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt nerds hand-drawn style with worn grungy

hand-drawn style with worn grungy edges

Smaller white italic serif text below reads "- José" formatted as a formal quote attribution

Getting turned into a pile of crap barely dented that swagger

with stars and a small moon scattered throughout

the last status symbol of a guy whose entire career peaked at mid-level henchman

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt nerds hand-drawn style with worn grungyPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU