Skateland - Cleveland, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL " Large white text below

" Large white text below reads "INVESTORS

Condensed white sans-serif text across the lower helmet reads "I'M SURROUNDED BY

Answering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency

Borrowed credibility sounds better at 120 beats per minute

Distressed cream block serif text reads "BOATS" above a wave pattern and a small "N

Skateland - Cleveland, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL " Large white text belowSkateland in Cleveland pledged to defeat fascism through roller skating, which is the most aggressively Midwestern contribution to World War II imaginable. Nothing says Allied victory like doing the hokey pokey on quad skates at Euclid and East 90th. The Details: Red and white striped Uncle Sam top hat tops the design, with a blue banner reading "FOR THE DURATION" flanked by white stars. Bold white text reads "SKATELAND" above "EUCLID AT E. 90th ST. *