The Ocean Made Me Salty - Unisex T-Shirt genius Enzo's hands shook too much

Enzo's hands shook too much to light a cigarette

" A vintage cartoon red cat with large eyes and whiskers prances against a light blue splash

Curved distressed white block text below reads "IF I'M REAL

established in 1958 as a Class AA club in South Texas

Building a spaceship from a garbage can and a Tilt-a-Whirl seat takes exactly the kind of confidence only suburban kids with zero engineering credentials possess

The Ocean Made Me Salty - Unisex T-Shirt genius Enzo's hands shook too muchBlaming the ocean for your personality is the most honest thing anyone's done on vacation. Seawater evaporates but that grudge about the restaurant argument is permanent. The Details: Bold red uppercase block letter text reads "THE OCEAN MADE ME SALTY" stacked in four lines across the center of the design. A light blue line art wave curls behind and around the text, with hatching details, spray lines, and scattered water droplets. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe