The Beetus - Unisex Sweatshirt hammond Arched block text reads "MIAMI"

Arched block text reads "MIAMI" above large cursive script reading "Miners" with a swooping tail underline

but Chicken Boy fed its mythology

Teams like these gave places like Smithfield something to rally around long before television arrived

Bold white text reads "EDWARD'S" above smaller white text reading "LANDSCAPING

Inspired by Anchorman

The Beetus - Unisex Sweatshirt hammond Arched block text reads "MIAMI"Wilford Brimley cloned four times in mop top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar. Every track on the album is just a different way of pronouncing the same word. The Details: Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top. Below, a high contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop top hairstyles, arranged in a staggered group portrait mimicking a classic band photo