Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL " above a steel-blue oval

" above a steel-blue oval badge with dashed stitching detail containing a digital illustration of Carl the janitor's face

with "LF/CF" to the right

Some alleys were just businesses

Wizards endorsing empirical rationalism is the career equivalent of a horse promoting the automobile

CA • Estd 1996

Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL " above a steel-blue ovalRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all