Stop Staring At My Cock - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt seattle Founded in 1892

Founded in 1892

Bold white chunky text below reads "ROSEBUDS BASEBALL CLUB

Turns out the oldest passive-aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice

Details: Features retro yellow and orange script text reading "I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT" in a 70s/80s style font

Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2 Coat Wax" and "ORIGINAL

Stop Staring At My Cock - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt seattle Founded in 1892Roosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY