Easily Distracted by Hos - Unisex Hoodie fight with green grass clippings spraying

with green grass clippings spraying from both sides

Brown script text reads "Merced

Design inspired by Hank Kingsley from The Larry Sanders Show

Smaller text at the bottom reads "in the SUNSHINE CITY OF ARIZONA

Science never stood a chance against that level of commitment

Easily Distracted by Hos - Unisex Hoodie fight with green grass clippings sprayingSanta's whole "making a list, checking it twice" routine sounds a lot less wholesome when you realize he's ranking by attractiveness. The naughty list was never about behavior. The Details: White groovy bubble text arcs reading "EASILY DISTRACTED" with larger bold white text below reading "BY HOS." Below the text, a vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus shows a smirking expression, rosy red cheeks, a large red nose, full white beard, and red