Lawn Enforcement Officer - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Number 22 proved the guards

Number 22 proved the guards should have worried less about the scoreboard and more about their kneecaps

Daniel's Yelp review would be five cryptic stars

grinning to reveal silver steel teeth

each preceded by a yellow-green checkmark in a checked checkbox

Letterforms are built from rounded dots

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Number 22 proved the guardsLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered