Old Fashioned - Unisex T-Shirt oxnard OREGON" above a cartoon duck

OREGON" above a cartoon duck mascot in a light blue baseball uniform and golden-yellow cap

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Old Fashioned - Unisex T-Shirt oxnard OREGON" above a cartoon duckOrdering an Old Fashioned already tells the bartender everything about your personality, your politics, and roughly what year you think music peaked. The drink is just a formality at that point. The Details: A detailed white woodcut style illustration of a rocks glass filled with ice cubes, a citrus peel garnish, and a cocktail pick sits at the top. Distressed white sans serif block text reads "OLD" to the left of the glass, with "FASHIONED" spanning