I Rub My Meat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL A vintage hand-drawn blonde woman

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I Rub My Meat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL A vintage hand-drawn blonde womanGrilling enthusiasts who announce they rub their meat are just exhibitionists with a plausible alibi and a spice rack. The 1950s clip art is doing more legal defense work than most attorneys. The Details: Distressed white hand brushed script reads "I Rub My Meat" across the upper portion. A vintage 1950s clip art illustration in white depicts a man in a chef's hat and apron grilling with tongs over a barbecue, a bowl of seasoning rub and spice bottles