The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL flanked by green vertical text

flanked by green vertical text reading "ESTD" and "1907

Railroad towns like Altoona bred a fierce brand of ball

with larger serif lettering below reading "ARISTOCRATS" and "ESTABLISHED IN

and peach tones winks while pointing upward with one hand and gesturing outward with the other

Golden-tan text below reads "ESTABLISHED 1915" above an oval badge reading "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB

The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL flanked by green vertical textCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie