If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Hoodie titusville Distressed white arched block text

Distressed white arched block text reads "THE STEAKS ARE HIGH" across the top

A distressed red hand-drawn illustration of a mustachioed baseball player in a boater hat stands in a batting stance

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A detailed olive-green woodcut-style illustration depicts a hiker with a backpack

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If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Hoodie titusville Distressed white arched block textRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered