Thunder Buddies for Life - Women's T-Shirt tombstone beside a retro cartoon cardinal

beside a retro cartoon cardinal mascot gripping a black bowling ball with small red feathers floating nearby

" Red block letters on a yellow marquee below read "GREASY PORK SANDWICHES

Curved distressed white block text below reads "IF I'M REAL

" above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim

White block text reads "ALL I NEED ARE" above white lowercase "some" followed by large retro outlined lettering in cyan

Thunder Buddies for Life - Women's T-Shirt tombstone beside a retro cartoon cardinalSwearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties. John and Ted proved dysfunction is just loyalty with worse coping skills. Inspired by Ted. The Details: Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center, flanked by yellow lightning bolts and scattered blue raindrops. Large distressed white decorative script reads "Thunder Buddies" across the center. White