John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather I'm no dummy

I'm no dummy

Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend

Inspired by The Shawshank Redemption

Dedicating a track to Chappy while dodging SAMs is the most 1986 thing ever committed to film

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather I'm no dummyRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text