Oh Look - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Distressed golden-yellow eagle with spread

Distressed golden-yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT

Species-appropriate tragedy

A vintage-style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing

" Large distressed red serif text reads "BERRIES" above blue script reading "Baseball Club

Diagonal yellow-green tire tread marks span the middle above a white checkered banner border

Oh Look - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Distressed golden-yellow eagle with spreadBinoculars guy scanned the entire horizon with military precision, and the results are conclusive. Nobody, anywhere, at any distance, gives a shit. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "OH LOOK!" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters. Below, a 1950s clip art style illustration in white depicts a square jawed man in a collared shirt peering through binoculars, rendered from the chest up with clean linework.