Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Arched distressed gray text reads

Arched distressed gray text reads "SAINT JOSEPH

Distressed golden-cream text reads "CALUMET

A small red ribbon banner sits centered beneath the text

Repping a foundation funded by a millionaire siphoning from a trust is peak league night energy

Plausible deniability hasn't worked this well since the invention of "I was just asking a question

Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Arched distressed gray text readsSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.