Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "MEDFORD NUGGETS" above a vintage cartoon baseball player in a white uniform and red cap lunging with an oversized glove

a blue line art illustration depicts a cabin cruiser moving through waves

A pop-art illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln wearing blue star-shaped sunglasses

inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear

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Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Distressed golden-yellow arched text readsRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY