Schooner Tuna - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL That 1950s confidence comes from

That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads

Inspired by Goodfellas

Everyone who objects has to say it out loud first

Long before chain restaurants homogenized every block

Class D ball was the foundation of organized baseball

Schooner Tuna - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL That 1950s confidence comes fromSchooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can, and honestly the mascot's commitment is more convincing than Jack's commitment to not waxing the floor. Corporate pride never recovered. Inspired by Mr. Mom. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top. Below, a cartoon tuna mascot stands upright, grinning with wide eyes and holding a flag bearing a heart symbol. Stacked white text to the right