Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST

" Small white sans-serif text at the bottom reads "RIDGEMONT

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Pink script text reads "Riviera" above a white outline martini glass with bubbles and a pink-and-white alligator illustration

Slapping Snake Plissken's scowl where the heart should be is the most honest tourism campaign Manhattan never deserved

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 Arched distressed white text readsRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: