Rushmore Varsity Wrestling - Unisex T-Shirt jesus Santa winking while telling kids

Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards

flanked by palm trees and tropical landscaping

" and "1901" flanking a cartoon wasp mascot in a brown cap swinging a bat

and women with dagger tattoos

but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin

Rushmore Varsity Wrestling - Unisex T-Shirt jesus Santa winking while telling kidsWrestling is just another line on Max Fischer's extracurricular resume, wedged between beekeeping and a language society for a language he doesn't speak. Three team members, zero attended practices, one varsity letter he absolutely awarded himself. Inspired by Rushmore. The Details: Arched distressed red serif text reads "RUSHMORE" above a vintage red illustration of two wrestlers grappling in a classic stance, flanked by two five pointed stars.