Americans Not American'ts - Unisex T-Shirt west virginia Arched distressed golden-yellow serif text

Arched distressed golden-yellow serif text reads "ATLANTA

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Americans Not American'ts - Unisex T-Shirt west virginia Arched distressed golden-yellow serif textSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split