Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy With a headband tighter than

With a headband tighter than your uncle’s jorts on the 4th of July

The golden record provides a way to communicate the story of Earth to extraterrestrials

it was any obligation before noon

Light blue vintage serif text reads "ABIDES" at the bottom

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Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy With a headband tighter thanDILF printed across a dad's chest does exactly zero work as an acronym because every brain in the barbecue already finished that word six seconds ago. The wholesome subtitle underneath is just a doily thrown over the evidence. The Details: Large distressed white bubble style text reads "DILF" as the dominant element. Smaller matching rounded white text beneath reads "DEDICATED INVOLVED" above "& LOVING FATHER," all carrying a weathered vintage texture