Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer and a tense wide-eyed stare

and a tense wide-eyed stare

Hand-lettered text in white with dark blue outlines reads "Covina" in an atomic-age boomerang style

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White script text reads "McFly" with bold white block letters reading "SKATE CO" and "THE ORIGINAL" beneath

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Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer and a tense wide-eyed stareAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each