Ben Richards - Butcher of Bakersfield - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Circular portrait of Scott Howard

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette

flanked by "Estd" and "1980" in smaller white serif type

Distressed yellow cursive script reads "Aloha" above bold white block letters reading "MR

" above a small teal star

Ben Richards - Butcher of Bakersfield - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Circular portrait of Scott HowardFraming a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency. Killian's propaganda department deserved a raise for turning one helicopter pilot into America's favorite boogeyman. Inspired by The Running Man. The Details: Distressed typewriter style white text reads "WANTED : BEN RICHARDS" and "CALL THE TIP LINE AT" above "1. 877. RUNNING," with a small yellow helicopter silhouette nearby.