Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt ballinger and white contains an orange

and white contains an orange football at the top with a banner reading "LACES OUT

That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads

" followed by large yellow block letters reading "PIECES OF SHIT" and smaller white text reading "Breakfast Cereal

and oceanfront landscaping in green

" A distressed golden longhorn skull with ornate flourishes anchors the bottom center

Smartass University - Unisex Sweatshirt ballinger and white contains an orangeSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"