Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt outdoors and rooftops against a light

and rooftops against a light blue sky with white clouds

Bug never stood a chance against a man whose business model is pure unhinged menace

with "KEYSTONE ASSOCIATION

Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

but Leroy would absolutely forget to charge tuition because he's meditating in the back

Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt outdoors and rooftops against a lightCharles De Mar's eggnog recipe lists lighter fluid as the key ingredient, and honestly, nobody at that party questioned it. A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow covered edges. A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A