I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Large rounded white text across

Large rounded white text across the tree reads "Thick & Sprucey

Distressed white uppercase text reads "GEE

Riverside didn't just field a team

Bold outlined teal block letters read "TOO DARN LOUD TOUR" below

Inspired by Pee Wee's Playhouse

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Large rounded white text acrossSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white