Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL A row of alternating red

A row of alternating red and blue five-pointed stars spans the center

and green stars and sparkles

Smuggling spice through the barrio requires the same swagger as the Kessel Run

I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American

Thirty-two automatic lanes

Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL A row of alternating redElves leaning against whiskey bottles like old drinking buddies tells you everything about what "helper" really means in December. Santa gets the credit, but whiskey is the one actually getting you through the in law dinner. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration depicts a grinning elf in a green outfit, red belt, red and white striped stockings, and pointed hat, leaning against an oversized amber whiskey bottle labeled "WHISKEY" with a cork