Boatin' & Boozin' - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Alhambra"

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Boatin' & Boozin' - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Alhambra"Boatin' and boozin' earning a coat of arms with an anchor and rope border suggests day drinking on a pontoon is a bloodline worth preserving. Every marina in America is just a bar that happens to have a boat ramp. The Details: Bold white arched serif text reads "BOATIN'" above a white illustration of a crushed beer can flanked by blue wave accents, small diamond icons, and fishhooks, with golden tan rope curving along the top. White arched text below