Swing Away Merrill - Signs - Unisex Hoodie oregon and suspenders

and suspenders

Curved distressed white text along the bottom reads "IN THE WOODS

Fifteen blinks a minute means you wanted me before you even finished reading my chest

Somewhere between the banjo and the log

Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email

Swing Away Merrill - Signs - Unisex Hoodie oregon and suspendersMerrill's 507 foot record and 466 strikeouts finally make sense when the pitch comes from another galaxy. Every failed at bat was just batting practice for the only swing that mattered. Inspired by Signs. The Details: Distressed orange text reads "507 FEET" above larger orange block lettering reading "SWING AWAY" flanking a halftone portrait of Merrill Hess surrounded by crop circle glyphs, planetary orbits, and star details. Cream cursive script