I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pw Running a pizza joint in

Running a pizza joint in Harlem while your son is catching bullets with his teeth is the kind of work-life balance most parents never have to navigate

Large distressed light blue block text below reads "PIRATES

Blue numerals "19" and "85" flank the circle

but Fortune somehow forgot to check the roster

Buddy Revell diversifying into retail brass knuckles is the most logical career pivot for a guy whose entire reputation was built on parking lot diplomacy

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pw Running a pizza joint inPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU