I'm No Cactus Expert - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Arched distressed white text reads

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I'm No Cactus Expert - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Arched distressed white text readsClaiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR. The Details: Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand drawn saguaro cactus in yellow green with darker