I Have the Death Sentence on 12 Systems v2 - Unisex T-Shirt friday Consulting your inner Spicoli guarantees

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I Have the Death Sentence on 12 Systems v2 - Unisex T-Shirt friday Consulting your inner Spicoli guaranteesBragging about death sentences on twelve systems is a bold opener when you're three seconds away from watching your buddy lose an arm. Dr. Evazan's resume of capital offenses aged poorly the moment that lightsaber ignited. Inspired by Star Wars. The Details: Bold italic yellow text styled like the Star Wars opening crawl reads "I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS" across the center. Small white stars, a ringed planet, and a cratered moon scatter