I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Tank Top bay city Arched golden-yellow serif text reads

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe

Arched light blue serif text reads "NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE" above large light blue block letters "BOSTON

Main Lanes stood at 4071 East Main Street in Columbus

with scrollwork flourishes beneath

Curved golden-yellow hand-lettered text reads "I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE" above "PA-RUM-PUM-PUM-UM" in the same golden-yellow

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Tank Top bay city Arched golden-yellow serif text readsPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU