Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal and the universe decided his

and the universe decided his punishment was kneeling in George McFly's driveway forever

star and sparkle shapes

Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite

Apparently the holidays need more cowbell

a large auburn afro-style mass of hair on top

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal and the universe decided hisEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads