Shit's Creek Survivor - Unisex Hoodie miami beach Large flowing white cursive script

Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below

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Arched distressed white text reads "DAVID'S NOODLES" above a cartoon portrait of David in a dark leather jacket with spiked golden-yellow hair

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Shit's Creek Survivor - Unisex Hoodie miami beach Large flowing white cursive scriptPaddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow