Dogs Because People Suck - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Double-lined hood with pouch pocket

Double-lined hood with pouch pocket

flanked by green holly leaves with red berries

Inspired by Top Gun

Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

Dogs Because People Suck - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Double-lined hood with pouch pocketMisanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email." Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Dogs" at the top, with a small bone icon and spaced uppercase text reading "BECAUSE" below. Bold white block letters read "PEOPLE SUCK" beneath. A simple