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holding a brick-sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear

Inspired by Spaceballs

Seeing that end credit hit means the last two hours involved at least three Mexican standoffs and an impeccable jukebox

and a thirty-story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy

Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference

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