Bofadees Nuts - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White flanked by orange ribbon banners

flanked by orange ribbon banners displaying "19" and "85" with hop branch accents and three small stars above

Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam

Purple text below reads "ESTD

A white speech bubble reads "I'M NOT A PLAYER" beside a cartoon nutcracker soldier in a red top hat

Ray" above two crossed baseball bats in gold

Bofadees Nuts - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White flanked by orange ribbon bannersBofadee's Nuts in Longpole, West Virginia is technically a hardware store the same way a trench coat is technically outerwear. Every word on that sign is a trap waiting for some poor stranger to read it aloud at a cookout. The Details: Distressed blue text reading "EST. 1949" sits beside a vintage hand drawn illustration of two hex nuts with hatched shading. Large bold block letters spell "BOFADEE'S" above flowing script reading "Nuts" flanked by